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I just read the best Harry Potter related joke ever.

mahhlad:

the-toneofsurprise:

lisbry:

puffleraven:

snapeandshampoo:

cahbot:

likeholdingalily:

runningwithyellow:

professor-google:

caseydoll:

-baptism:

-infamoushogwartsjaguar:

What do you call it when Fawkes orders takeaway food?

The Order of the Phoenix.

BA DUM TSSSS

ooooooohhhh is this still going

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oh god, why am I laughing so hard? 


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lifeaintafairytale: I had to. Via Loldemort

lifeaintafairytale:

I had to.


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The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female, and you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?

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lifeaintafairytale:

-disastuh:

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emmielovegood: Love that lasts a lifetime <3 Via A girl, interrupted. Zoom

emmielovegood:

Love that lasts a lifetime <3


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mrsdwightschrute: Michael Scott: The worst thing about prison was the - was the dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they’d come down and they suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt! Karen Filippelli: Dementors, like in Harry Potter? Michael Scott: No, not Harry Potter. There are no movies in prison! Via A girl, interrupted.

mrsdwightschrute:

Michael Scott: The worst thing about prison was the - was the dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they’d come down and they suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt!
Karen Filippelli: Dementors, like in Harry Potter?
Michael Scott: No, not Harry Potter. There are no movies in prison!


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